I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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