So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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