Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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