Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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