Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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