there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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