how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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