Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
