he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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