Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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