I could have mohawked her pubes.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Shame is for Republicans.
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