The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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