So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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