Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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