Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
