Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
