I'm really into asian looking animals
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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