Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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