I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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