I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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