You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
