All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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