I'm lost and stupid without you.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
wow bdsm is so cute
Holy shit dude........stairs
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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