dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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