The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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