I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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