Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
We need to rekindle our bromance
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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