i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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