Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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