doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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