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was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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