i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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