Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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