you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
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