They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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