I just saw a hot homeless man
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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