I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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