You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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