I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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