My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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