found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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