I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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