Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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