She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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