I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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