Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Randomize
