it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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