I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
zippers are such a cool invention
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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