Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Randomize
