he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
COCAINE IS GR8
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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